Okay, this one is rich. I just received my credit card statement from my provider. Inside, there’s this helpful message from the good, caring people at the bank: “Reduce clutter and save trees — switch to Paperless Statements!”
The punch line? This promotion, plus the generic “We appreciate your business” statement on the following statement sheet, added two additional perforated sections to the overall statement, increasing the dead-tree load by a full 25%!