I got this today and just had to share it with the world.
The subject line was run-of-the-mill spam: “Best SEO Services and Link Building Service.” (Okay, sure, who am I to argue?)
This is what I found when I opened it:
Greetings for the day!
I am Alok, Online SEO Consultant.
We need not bother with the rest. I just love, “I am Alok, Online SEO Consultant.” You can just imagine a scene from Star Wars — you know, the gang knocking back a few cold ones and introducing themselves to each other:
“I am Yoda, Master Jedi.”
“I am Han Solo, Galactic Mercenary.”
“I am Darth Vader, Prince of Imperial Darkness.”
Then: “I am Alok, Online SEO Consultant.”
Tremble before him, worms! He is Alok, Online SEO Consultant.
I am not worthy. None of us are worthy!